• Mummy’s Berry Clever Trick…

    Monday I don’t see anything wrong at 3 and 3 quarters of dropping my kecks anywhere and having a wee. It was the skate-park at the weekend at the top of the ramp, so countless other kids could slip and skid through it. Mummy tried to stop me then I heard her telling Grandma “He’s a sharer that kid, I’ll give him that”. So I think she was proud. Tuesday Apparently it was Mummy’s first day of freedom after the 2 week school holidays today. She was positively skipping as she dropped us at school and then daycare. Bit too happy if you ask me. Wednesday Well, it was all…

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    Itchy bum time…

    Monday My twin sister pulled a blinder fart in Mummy’s face today, a bare bum one as well. It was a classic. Really really stinky. Mummy nearly choked and I’m sure I heard a naughty word slip out as she gagged. For a girl, Minnie is pretty impressive sometimes. Tuesday Itchy bum what ya gonna do? Grab the nearest toy and in my case, it was one of my fave dinosaurs a Strepicysarous-something. I dropped my pants and was having a good old scratch of my bum area with the tail when Mummy turned around and spotted me mid-scratch. Flaming Nora’s, you’d think she’d never done it herself. Talk about…

  • Twins Diary

    Do your own DIY. Cheapskates!

    Monday I do wish Mummy would be more observant of where the holes are in the garden, as she completely failed to warn me of a big one today which meant I lost the game of chase with my twin sister as she missed it and I didn’t. She thought it was hilarious. Me slightly less so. Tuesday Apparently I made Mummy very proud again today as instead of the usual dramas at daycare drop off I decided to really confuse everyone by playing happily with the Mobilo and waving nonchalantly ‘Bye- Bye Mummy! I did think the way she jauntily sprinted out the door was a tad excessive but…

  • Her who shall be ignored! Yes, I do mean Mummy…

    Monday I’m a bit naffed off with ‘Her who shall be ignored’ to be honest. With no warning whatsoever our special Mummy and Me day has been cancelled. Apparently, it’s for my own good as I was getting confused and suffering from separation anxiety and kicking 10 tonnes of something out of the door at Daycare. So what? I hear you ask. The inescapable conclusion I have come to is, I am no longer the self-pronounced ‘favourite twin’, therefore I shall start to rival my sister with the ‘most mischievous twin’. Let’s see how she likes that eh? Tuesday Well, who knew if you tip an entire tub of fish…

  • Hair Brained Ideas

    Hair-brained ideas

    Monday Not speaking to Mummy right now. She tricked me into the barbers today and I happily sat in the chair but when he came at me with that buzzy scary looking clipper contraption I wasn’t having any of it. I batted the man’s hand away, he then refused to do my hair. We left. Result! Tuesday Now I’m really not speaking to HER! (Yes she who shall not be named – ok… Mummy) She only borrowed some clippers and had a go at shaving my head herself. What a flipping mess. I expressed my unhappiness loud and clear but she insisted that once she had started she couldn’t stop.…

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    Sellotape Prisoners

    Twinadoes Diary of Three Year Olds Monday – Mummy took me and my big bruv to the beach and she got stung by a wasp and didn’t even cry. Ok she screamed like a proper howler when Teddy said the wasp is still on you and did a weird jerky dance but she still didn’t cry. I was impressed. Tuesday – Playing with my willy today and stuck my finger up it and Mummy nearly vommed, she said this wasn’t appropriate behaviour at Daycare. So I’m guessing anywhere else it’s Ok. Think we’re off to the library tomorrow. Will let you know how that goes. Wednesday – My twin sister…

  • Potty training and willy pulling

    Twinadoes Diary of Three Year Olds Monday – Half an hour late for daycare again today due to my idiot sister. Minnie did not want to wear her unicorn dress today and screamed and rolled around on the floor until Mummy removed it sharpish. She then screamed and rolled around on the floor cos she wanted it back on. Women! I’ll never understand them. Tuesday – Was jumping on the bed tonight and Mummy threatened the dreaded ‘Do you want to go to Time Out?’ If we didn’t lie down and go to sleep immediately. I quickly lay down with my Biya (blankie to you grumpy grown-ups that haven’t a…

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    She should have moved out of the way

    Twinadoes Diary of Three Year Olds Monday –  I’m a bit miffed to be honest. Minnie wangled a day out of daycare today, so I had to share Mummy which was OK till about 11.30 and then I decided it wasn’t. So went around tipping every single toy out of every box I could find and throwing a few of them for good measure. That’ll teach Minnie not to muscle in on ‘my time’. Only realised afterwards they were mostly my toys I was throwing but anyway the principle still stands. Tuesday – I love sandwiches. Not Mummy’s rubbish ones but daycare’s ones are the best. Apparently, it’s rude to…

  • To be clothed or not to be? That is the question

    Twinadoes Diary of Three Year Olds Monday – Special day with Mummy, just me and her today cos the daft grown-ups think I have speech delay. So off to the hospital we go. Get to ride on the ferry and scream at every boat and bird I see. Arrive at the hospital 2 hours later and there appears to be some mix up and not a proper appointment. Someone made a boo boo at the hospital . Mummy got all grumpy grown- up face. You should have heard Mummy’s language. Tuesday – Am really getting the hang of this potty training lark. Didn’t want to stay at daycare cos was…