• Lollipops with various sprinkles on a purple background

    Kids party mayhem

    Monday – (Minnie) Have decided that the only thing I’m wearing for the rest of eternity (whatever that is, but it sounds like a long time) is my little pink Sponge Bob wetsuit. I don’t see what the problem is? It’s warm, waterproof and sponges down well. I think Mummy may as well throw out the rest of my clothes, as this is it for me. Think I’ll start a new craze. Tuesday – (Mickey) My sister is still wearing that stupid wetsuit. She thinks she looks great but I think it’s dumb. We’re not even going swimming, although I keep thinking we are and trying to grab towels and…

  • boy dressed as superhero

    Pingu again… Result!

    Monday – Thought I’d take my nappy off and pee all over the bedroom floor as a nice surprise for Mummy when she got up. Also, hiding the nappy under the bed where she couldn’t reach it. Surprisingly she wasn’t too impressed. Tuesday – Saw an opportunity to make a break for it this afternoon my brothers were play fighting (as usual) and silly Mummy had left the door onto the dangerous front deck open, the one that we twins aren’t allowed onto but Teddy is, because he’s 6 and is so much more mature (supposedly). Grabbed my chance when Mummy was in the kitchen making me a drink, sucker!…

  • Spiderman toy hanging from the ceiling

    Crawling & Climbing

    Monday – Am really nailing this crawling thing. But keep getting stuck in reverse. Wanted my truck and just kept going in the wrong direction. Cried. Cried some more. Tuesday – I think I want to be an explorer when I’m a big person. Either that or work in an ice cream shop. Both seem like lots of fun. Wednesday – Following on from my thoughts of being an explorer I decided to try and explore the bedroom when Mummy put us to bed. Got halfway out of my cot but these darned baby sleeping bags are not built properly, so I fell and gave myself a black eye. Thursday…

  • 3 pineapples one wearing sunglasses and colourful balloons on a white background

    First birthday week

    Monday – Didn’t want to sleep last night. Funnily enough neither of us did so we mutually agreed to take it in turns waking and crying. Worked a treat for us. Not sure what’s up with Mummy today. Tuesday – Repeated the same as the night before and it’s fab. Think we are developing a real pattern that works for us. Mummy seems a bit absent minded today she put the kettle in the fridge. You should have heard the language. There are babies and a toddler in this house. Wednesday – Heard Mummy on the phone to Grandma. Apparently tomorrow is a really big deal. A milestone. No idea…

  • toddler twins and an another laying on beanbags with ice lollies

    You think THAT will stop me – 18 months

    Monday – Climbed out of the playpen today and fell and split my lip open. Minnie then decided to try and climb out of the window and got her head stuck. Are we making it clear enough we are over this cage? Tuesday – Stole my big brothers fish fingers and ate them very stealthily whilst no one was looking today. Well, if he will put his plate down next to the playpen what does he expect. Wednesday – Teddy is showing us some awesome climbing moves balancing on the table and the sofa at the same time. It was a real shame he fell off and banged his head.…

  • child sitting in front of a bowl filled with white iced ring doughnuts with blue sprinkles

    Dinner time

    Monday – So what if I loved your Bolognese last night? Tonight I hated it.I was quite impressed with my throwing skills as Mummy tried to stop me turning the bowl upside down and tipping all the dinner onto the floor. But you have to admit the bowl did look pretty good on my head. Tuesday – I don’t care what you say. I will only go to daycare now in my butterfly princess dress two sizes two big. Mummy said it makes her look bad. Why? She wasn’t wearing it. Wednesday – Cried because I wanted Peppa Pig on. Then remembered Peppa Pig scares me, so cried some more…

  • blonde teen wearing a blue pin stripe dress by a lake touching her neck lightly and looking slightly off camera

    Babysitter hell

    Monday – New teenage babysitter arrived for her trial today. So thought I would take it upon myself to demonstrate how easy it is to lose a toddler. Who would have thought I could keep so still and silent under the slide whilst she and Mummy ran around panicking? Note to self try this one again and again, it never loses its shine! Tuesday – I hadn’t been informed we were going to day-care this morning after big bruv school drop off, so when we drove past our road and carried on towards day-care I thought I would make my displeasure known by screaming at full volume and kicking the…

  • Lots of teal iced cupcakes on a pink background with a bite taken out of one

    Chew, chew and spit!

    Monday – Rainy bank holiday, boring. So got some good spitting out my lunch and dinner activity in. It’s really quite entertaining, Minnie joined in. Chew chew and spit. I love that we now are so in sync with each other our special twin bond. Chew, chew and spit. Tuesday – Back to day-care and forgot where the wall was so ran straight into it with my head. Cried lots and got an ice pack, which I sucked but no nice juice came out. Rubbish. Wednesday – I do wish they would explain things at day-care. They had blue glue today! Blue glue! I ask you? Thought it was paint,…

  • Newborn Twins laying together in a hospital crib

    Hey, we’re on the outside!

    Tuesday – Day One! Well that was a bit of a surprise. Quite rude if you ask me. Which I’ll just put in writing no one actually did.. (ask me that is – keep up!) One minute we were nice and snuggily, albeit a bit squashed and suddenly the next minute, there was all this bright light and loads of noise, you know the loud kind. Next thing I know Minnie is pulled out of our private swimming pool which was dark and warm. Then, no messing around two minutes later, so was I. Oh, Hi I’m Micky and this is my twin sister Minnie. I think we did well…